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I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
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Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
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If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.
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I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
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Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
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I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
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My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying Can I have a new bike?. He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
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I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
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