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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
Humorist
Radio Personality
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
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I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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