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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
Humorist
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.
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You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
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I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
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Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!
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All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.
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Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
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Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
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