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I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
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Stand-Up Comedian
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
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I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
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