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A big girl once came up to me after a show and said I think you're fatist. I said No, no. I think you're fattest.

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
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I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.
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The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.
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You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
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I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
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When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!
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