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If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
Humorist
Radio Personality
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked.
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Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.
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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
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I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
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The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
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It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
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Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
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I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.
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I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
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Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
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When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.
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I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it
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I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
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I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
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I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.
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