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Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

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Jimmy Breslin
Age: 88 †
Born: 1928
Born: October 17
Died: 2017
Died: March 19
Journalist
Jamaica
Queens
James Earle Breslin
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
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True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.
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All political power is primarily an illusion. Illusion. Mirrors and blue smoke, beautiful blue smoke rolling over the surface of highly polished mirrors, first a thin veil of blue smoke, then a thick cloud that suddenly dissolves into wisps of blue smoke, the mirrors catching it all, bouncing it back and forth.
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The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.
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When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.
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Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.
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Journalism schools are good to get a job, but I don't know what else they are good for. I don't like the word journalism to begin with. It's news reporting, and that consists of using your two feet. The only lesson, then, that you could give people is how to climb stairs, because there are no stories on the first floor.
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I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.
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I always react to news immediately. That's my business.
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Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.
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Men in the uniform of Wall Street retirement: black Chesterfield coat, rimless glasses and the Times folded to the obituary page.
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Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.
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The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
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If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.
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What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.
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Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.
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Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood.
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