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Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

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Jimmy Breslin
Age: 88 †
Born: 1928
Born: October 17
Died: 2017
Died: March 19
Journalist
Jamaica
Queens
James Earle Breslin
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