Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?
Jimmy Breslin
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jimmy Breslin
Age: 88 †
Born: 1928
Born: October 17
Died: 2017
Died: March 19
Journalist
Jamaica
Queens
James Earle Breslin
Boring
Lead
Word
Read
Newspaper
Sentence
Starts
Newspapers
Sentences
More quotes by Jimmy Breslin
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.
Jimmy Breslin
I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.
Jimmy Breslin
All political power is primarily an illusion. Illusion. Mirrors and blue smoke, beautiful blue smoke rolling over the surface of highly polished mirrors, first a thin veil of blue smoke, then a thick cloud that suddenly dissolves into wisps of blue smoke, the mirrors catching it all, bouncing it back and forth.
Jimmy Breslin
I always react to news immediately. That's my business.
Jimmy Breslin
If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.
Jimmy Breslin
Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.
Jimmy Breslin
Rage is ... This is Breslin's full quote: Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers
Jimmy Breslin
True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.
Jimmy Breslin
Anything that isn't writing is easy
Jimmy Breslin
Media, the plural of mediocrity.
Jimmy Breslin
People born in Queens, raised to say that each morning they get on the subway and go to the city, have a resentment of Manhattan, of the swiftness of its life and success of the people who live there.
Jimmy Breslin
Journalism should be truthful and entertaining. You know, with news and important facts you can entertain people too. Have a little humor. Life isn't all that deadly all the time, but while you're having fun, tell the truth. If every word of a column is deadly serious, I can't read it. It makes me throw up.
Jimmy Breslin
Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.
Jimmy Breslin
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.
Jimmy Breslin
Journalism schools are good to get a job, but I don't know what else they are good for. I don't like the word journalism to begin with. It's news reporting, and that consists of using your two feet. The only lesson, then, that you could give people is how to climb stairs, because there are no stories on the first floor.
Jimmy Breslin
Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.
Jimmy Breslin
Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.
Jimmy Breslin
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
Jimmy Breslin
Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.
Jimmy Breslin
The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover
Jimmy Breslin