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Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.

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Jimmy Breslin
Age: 88 †
Born: 1928
Born: October 17
Died: 2017
Died: March 19
Journalist
Jamaica
Queens
James Earle Breslin
Baseball
Second
Rounding
Statistics
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