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Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.

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Jimmy Breslin
Age: 88 †
Born: 1928
Born: October 17
Died: 2017
Died: March 19
Journalist
Jamaica
Queens
James Earle Breslin
Base
Baseball
Second
Rounding
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When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.
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People born in Queens, raised to say that each morning they get on the subway and go to the city, have a resentment of Manhattan, of the swiftness of its life and success of the people who live there.
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Men in the uniform of Wall Street retirement: black Chesterfield coat, rimless glasses and the Times folded to the obituary page.
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If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.
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Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
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I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.
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True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.
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Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.
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Journalism schools are good to get a job, but I don't know what else they are good for. I don't like the word journalism to begin with. It's news reporting, and that consists of using your two feet. The only lesson, then, that you could give people is how to climb stairs, because there are no stories on the first floor.
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The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
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Media, the plural of mediocrity.
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All political power is primarily an illusion. Illusion. Mirrors and blue smoke, beautiful blue smoke rolling over the surface of highly polished mirrors, first a thin veil of blue smoke, then a thick cloud that suddenly dissolves into wisps of blue smoke, the mirrors catching it all, bouncing it back and forth.
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
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I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.
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The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
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Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.
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That's the horrible thing starting out, you get distracted a lot because anything is easier than writing. It's just the same enemy - blank paper.
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Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.
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Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.
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The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy in which he lived and, probably, the bank vaults he frequented.
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