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Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.

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Jimmy Breslin
Age: 88 †
Born: 1928
Born: October 17
Died: 2017
Died: March 19
Journalist
Jamaica
Queens
James Earle Breslin
Rounding
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Base
Baseball
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The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy in which he lived and, probably, the bank vaults he frequented.
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The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
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All political power is primarily an illusion. Illusion. Mirrors and blue smoke, beautiful blue smoke rolling over the surface of highly polished mirrors, first a thin veil of blue smoke, then a thick cloud that suddenly dissolves into wisps of blue smoke, the mirrors catching it all, bouncing it back and forth.
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The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
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I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.
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Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
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Journalism should be truthful and entertaining. You know, with news and important facts you can entertain people too. Have a little humor. Life isn't all that deadly all the time, but while you're having fun, tell the truth. If every word of a column is deadly serious, I can't read it. It makes me throw up.
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The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover
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Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.
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I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.
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Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood.
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Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.
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Media, the plural of mediocrity.
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Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.
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If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.
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That's the horrible thing starting out, you get distracted a lot because anything is easier than writing. It's just the same enemy - blank paper.
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Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?
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True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.
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I think it would be very good if writers and artists take a stand in electoral politics. They've got the ability to put words together that might reach the ears of the people of the city who vote.
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