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I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

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Jim Norton
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: May 17
Comedian
Sports Commentator
Charlotte
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What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
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Apologies our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry.” It's not really about right or wrong. It's about wanting to throw a rock in the dark and hear something break.
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People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.
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What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
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I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
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Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
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While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.
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You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
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No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
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