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The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

Jim Norton

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Jim Norton
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Charlotte
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