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I don't write my standup on paper or anything but I just organically do it on stage, have an idea, chat it up a little bit. I'm keeping notes. I'm trying to keep up with this world and try to bring out a special every year.

Jim Jefferies

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Jim Jefferies
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: February 4
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