Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.
Jim Goad
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jim Goad
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 12
Author
Writer
Thinking
Fatherhood
Protective
Instincts
Instinct
Along
Changed
Much
Think
Conjured
More quotes by Jim Goad
I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.
Jim Goad
The average human's fundamental project is to find someone else to blame for their problems.
Jim Goad
In contrast to how my father treated me, I won't hit him, I won't call him evil, I'll give him affection, and I'll pay attention to him.
Jim Goad
I tend not to hang with 'the crowd' because I believe that at any given moment in history, the crowd is only standing somewhere because some lone, brave nutjob broke down the walls for them first.
Jim Goad
When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.
Jim Goad
I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.
Jim Goad
I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told me 'You beat women' as if it was an ongoing, daily thing. The only person ever brave enough to say it to my face quickly surrendered his courage when I said, 'Would you like to step outside and see if I can beat men, too?'
Jim Goad
I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with me.
Jim Goad
I've never had a meth habit, I don't walk around naked, and unless I'm actively provoked, I'm generally polite and well-spoken.
Jim Goad
It amazes me that some people who ordinarily can recognize autocratic bullying, tacky sloganeering, and - especially - camp value are unable to spot it in this Hate Scare that grips the Western world.
Jim Goad
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish line simultaneously is to embrace a fiction possibly more implausible than Christianity.
Jim Goad
The leftist drive for control is insatiable.
Jim Goad
Plenty of people have bad divorces, but few of them end up with cancer, imprisonment, and public scorn. In the dark, rolling, treacherous wake of that sunken ship, the last thing I sought was a relationship or, heaven forbid, marriage.
Jim Goad
As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with a black eye for a week or two.
Jim Goad
When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.
Jim Goad
My oldest brother was stabbed thirty to forty times and strangled to death with his own belt when I was eight years old. Much of my life has been pockmarked with violence. So I had a natural interest in the topic, along with a strong home-field advantage.
Jim Goad
I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.
Jim Goad
I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell its breath - they have a choice: 1) Fall to pieces 2) Reassemble yourself and keep walking.
Jim Goad
What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality.
Jim Goad
The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.
Jim Goad