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I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

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Jim Goad
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 12
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Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word multicultural, you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people I've ever seen in my life.
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My hatred is diamond-hard.
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Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.
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If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life.
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I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.
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I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told me 'You beat women' as if it was an ongoing, daily thing. The only person ever brave enough to say it to my face quickly surrendered his courage when I said, 'Would you like to step outside and see if I can beat men, too?'
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I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.
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As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with a black eye for a week or two.
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Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak.
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I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.
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What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality.
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More than most, I believe I'm highly attuned to how heresies eventually become mainstream belief systems and how the vast majority of people who consider themselves 'edgy' are those who only embraced radical ideas LONG after it became safe for them to do so.
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If I’d been talking about black trash, I might be lynched. If I was talking about white trash, I’d merely be another torchbearer in an ongoing national lynching.
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The average human's fundamental project is to find someone else to blame for their problems.
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Mind you, I live in an area of Atlanta that is nearly 88% black. But in six days in and around Melbourne, I saw maybe three people of African origin and maybe one easily identifiable Australian aborigine.
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When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.
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The idea of karma reeks of primitive religious superstition, so I don't place a lot of stock in it.
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I've realized there are far more efficient and devastating methods of disturbing people than merely sloshing around in the pigpen with obvious, profane, scatological, flat-brained, grade-school offensiveness.
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To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish line simultaneously is to embrace a fiction possibly more implausible than Christianity.
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The leftist drive for control is insatiable.
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