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It's kind of hard to articulate, but, like, this notion of mercy, forgiveness, was very appealing for me. It was very profound. And it had a deep impact, and I think it still does.

Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.
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