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I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.
Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.
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My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.
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