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Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.
Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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I don't think comedians make an active decision to be a certain persona. Comedians write the way they're going to write.
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I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no.
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My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
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I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.
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That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.
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I would make sweet love to Don Rickles.
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My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.
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How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.
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It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.
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When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
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My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.
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I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
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As an actor, you deal with so much rejection and humiliation. When the good things come around, you tend not to trust your instincts.
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I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing cynicism among all Hoosiers.
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I'd been acting and doing stand-up in New York about eight years, getting rejected, and I finally got the opportunity to do stand-up on Letterman, which holds even more importance for me. With comedians, that's definitely the pinnacle, but being from Indiana, it was a big to-do.
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I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with the door open on Sex and the City or be the guy people meow at in Super Troopers. It's great for self esteem.
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Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.
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