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I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Elgin
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.
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My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
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I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.
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I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
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I think it's important to control your opportunities, because in the entertainment world, it's not up to you. I'm not sitting here under this naïve belief that someone in Hollywood is going, Gaffigan! What kind of a show can I build around him? So you have to find things that can showcase your point of view.
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You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.
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