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I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Elgin
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
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I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.
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