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We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan. And it was a bit terrifying.
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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! Hey I got a - who cares.
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When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
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A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.
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My kids are so dramatically different, but it's not like I would trade one in or like there's one I would pick over the other ones. I know that sounds like I'm bullshitting. I also have five of them so I barely know them.
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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I think it's important to control your opportunities, because in the entertainment world, it's not up to you. I'm not sitting here under this naïve belief that someone in Hollywood is going, Gaffigan! What kind of a show can I build around him? So you have to find things that can showcase your point of view.
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I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.
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Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
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I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.
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I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.
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Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.
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I think I have a lot of voices in my head and I guess my inner critic is a female.
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Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.
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I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.
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You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.
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I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
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Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.
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Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?
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Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
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