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We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan. And it was a bit terrifying.
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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it.
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I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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I'm not a foodie I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.
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The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.
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Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
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Thanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.
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The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.
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If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.
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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
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How did we get to the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over in France. Some French guy's sitting there, like, How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
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Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
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I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! Hey I got a - who cares.
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My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.
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I think it's important to control your opportunities, because in the entertainment world, it's not up to you. I'm not sitting here under this naïve belief that someone in Hollywood is going, Gaffigan! What kind of a show can I build around him? So you have to find things that can showcase your point of view.
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Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
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I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
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It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.
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I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.
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