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We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan. And it was a bit terrifying.

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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I'd been acting and doing stand-up in New York about eight years, getting rejected, and I finally got the opportunity to do stand-up on Letterman, which holds even more importance for me. With comedians, that's definitely the pinnacle, but being from Indiana, it was a big to-do.
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A lot of people are like, You're doing commercials? And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It's hard work, and I'm paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.
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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
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Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, Take that, Lipitor.
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I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.
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I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy.
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I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.
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Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it
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A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... Get away from 'em!
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My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! Hey I got a - who cares.
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Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.
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I don't want people to think I believe in God.
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I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists and people that were agnostic.
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They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight.
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Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.
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Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote these are WMD's on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.
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You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
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