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Once you identify yourself as believing something, you open yourself to ridicule.

Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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My kids are always awake. It's they're taking shifts. 'Alright, I'll annoy 'em from midnight to . Who wants to ?'
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I don't think comedians make an active decision to be a certain persona. Comedians write the way they're going to write.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
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I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.
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I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.
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Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.
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Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.
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Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
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Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it
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Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
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If I was on an airplane, the people in coach would know who I am. But no one in first class would know.
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I know that Colbert could quote Thomas Aquinas and all this, but I'm somebody who, because it's a necessity for me on a personal basis. I need it because I'm a lunatic.
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I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it.
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I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling.
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I live in New York City, but it doesn't matter if you're in any large, metropolitan area, there's kind of a little bit of survival-of-the-fittest, so when you encounter kindness or people going out of their way in an empathetic way, it's almost startling.
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I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call indoorsy... My wife always brings up, Camping's a tradition in my family. Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.
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Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much.
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