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The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?
Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
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I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.
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I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.
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My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: Something smells like smoke in here! Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy.
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I got up early because I wanted to. - Nobody
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I think I have a lot of voices in my head and I guess my inner critic is a female.
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Most of my material is , it doesn't necessarily involve a lot of editing. So even the show with the World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia, I don't have to worry about some of the material being inappropriate.
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.
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I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
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