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I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.
Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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James Christopher Gaffigan
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My new years resolution? I will be less laz.
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How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.
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Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: Something smells like smoke in here! Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy.
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That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.
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The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.
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I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.
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Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... Get away from 'em!
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Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you defer to that. It's just kind of how it's constructed. Is there some leeway? Yeah. But I also don't want to come across as a jerk.
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Once you identify yourself as believing something, you open yourself to ridicule.
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I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
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There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.
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Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.
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For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again.
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I'm not a foodie I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.
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Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.
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I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call indoorsy... My wife always brings up, Camping's a tradition in my family. Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.
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Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
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