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Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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