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But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.

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Jim Gaffigan
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 7
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