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If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams
Jim Carrey
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Jim Carrey
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: January 17
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James Carrey
James Eugene Carrey
Jim Eugene Carrey
Jim Carey
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