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New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.

Jim C. Hines

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Jim C. Hines
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: April 15
Novelist
Writer
Pennsylvania
United States
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Tireless
Fantasy
Motorcycles
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That is a trial I must face, Veka said. No, that is a multiheaded snake thing, Jig snapped.
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I have a day job, which means my family isnt dependent on the writing income. So if I have an idea I like, I write it.
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Do you know why happily ever after is a lie? Snow asked. Because life is change.
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Any factual errors that remain are entirely the fault of Bob, who snuck into the offices at DAW to try to sabotage my book. I hate that guy.
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Bullying is not okay. Period.
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If I'm making myself laugh, I figure most of my readers will be amused as well.
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