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It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Faults
Huge
Women
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Motorcycles
Motorcycle
Wheels
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Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.
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We are not going to die. Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. We're not? No. And do you know why? He shook his head. Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die. I hauled on the shirt even harder. And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.
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