Quote

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.

Jim Butcher

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Ass
Turns
Didn
Really
Haul

More quotes by Jim Butcher

Image
So? Bob said. Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved. Bob, I said. You can't just go around killing people. I know. That's why you should do it. No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.
Jim Butcher
Image
Whenever it gets too dark, think of the good things you have, the good times you've had. It will help. I promise.
Jim Butcher
Image
You need a prostate to understand,” I said.
Jim Butcher
Image
Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood.
Jim Butcher
Image
Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.
Jim Butcher
Image
Apocalypse is a frame of mind. [Nicodemus] said then. A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.
Jim Butcher
Image
Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Jim Butcher
Image
No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden)
Jim Butcher
Image
Passion has overthrown tyrants and freed prisoners and slaves. Passion has brought justice where there was savagery. Passion has created freedom where there was nothing but fear. Passion has helped souls rise from the ashes of their horrible lives and build something better, stronger, more beautiful.
Jim Butcher
Image
Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn’t mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto my left forearm like you did.
Jim Butcher
Image
Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar
Jim Butcher
Image
I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.
Jim Butcher
Image
If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment, Murphy interrupted, I will break your arm in eleven places.
Jim Butcher
Image
Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.
Jim Butcher
Image
Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.
Jim Butcher
Image
I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said.
Jim Butcher
Image
You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.
Jim Butcher
Image
I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that.
Jim Butcher
Image
If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
Jim Butcher
Image
...the Female Once-Over - a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides how much of a social threat she might be. Men have a parallel process, but it's binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me?
Jim Butcher