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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Living was a dangerous past-time, and often quite painful—but there was also such joy in living, such beauty, things that one would otherwise never see, never experience, never know. The risk of pain and loss was a part of living.
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Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
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The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.
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Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is a Satan or some equivalent out there, or that the Almighty doesn't actually want everyone to eat organic tofu all the time. I can't decide.
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Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.
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Maybe the Merlin was right. Maybe its better to look stupid but strong, than it is to look smart but weak, I don't know. I'm not sure I want to believe that the world stage bears that strong a resemblance to high school.
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A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
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Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.
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And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.
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Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.
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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
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Here there be monster. Bob whispered, half hysterically. Run! Run already!
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Kincaid, evidently exhausted himself, drew a gun, took the safety off, placed it on his chest, and went to sleep too. It's cute, I whispered to Murphy. He has a teddy Glock.
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Pansy, Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.
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Isana felt her throat tighten. We failed. Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firmly. We have not yet succeeded. There is a difference.
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There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
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I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.
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I would hit you on the head with a rock and drag you away from this. But it would only shatter the rock.
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The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.
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