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I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Boots
Ass
Monsters
Motivational
Kicked
Monster

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