Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Jim Butcher
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Look
Looks
Every
Way
Branch
Like
Branches
Fell
Tree
Crazy
More quotes by Jim Butcher
God save me from idealists.
Jim Butcher
Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Jim Butcher
Here had lived someone else who knew that the only thing waiting at home was a sense of loneliness. Sometimes it is comforting. Most often, it isn't.
Jim Butcher
Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Jim Butcher
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.
Jim Butcher
You're in America now, I said. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.
Jim Butcher
I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.
Jim Butcher
The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.
Jim Butcher
Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood.
Jim Butcher
And I knew that there was some dark corner of me that would enjoy using magic for killing—and then long for more. That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos
Jim Butcher
How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.' Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?' 'Wizard has a Z' He looked at me blankly. 'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.
Jim Butcher
Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.
Jim Butcher
Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?
Jim Butcher
Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some. Ebenezar tsked. Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.
Jim Butcher
Dresden. Am I interrupting something? Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.
Jim Butcher
Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.
Jim Butcher
I found him in a Dumpster one day when he was a kitten and he promptly adopted me. Despite my struggles, Mister had been an understanding soul, and I eventually came to realize that I was a part of his little family, and by his gracious consent was allowed to remain in his apartment. Cats. Go figure.
Jim Butcher
Love is another kind of power, which shouldn't surprise you. Magic comes from emotions, among other things.
Jim Butcher
Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.
Jim Butcher
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.
Jim Butcher
