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I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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