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You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
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I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.
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Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether.
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We all must die. There is no better way to do so than in the pursuit of something you love.
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No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.
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Here had lived someone else who knew that the only thing waiting at home was a sense of loneliness. Sometimes it is comforting. Most often, it isn't.
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The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.
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No one is an unjust villain in his own mind. Even - perhaps even especially those who are the worst of us. Some of the cruelest tyrants in history were motivated by noble ideals, or made choices they would call hard but necessary for the good of their nation. We're all the hero of our own story.
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There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.
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If you shoot, I will kill her before I die. Yes, Kitai said in a patient tone. Which is why I have not shot you. Yet.
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Life is too short, Harry. And there's nowhere near enough joy in it. If you find it, grab it. Before it's gone.
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