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You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
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Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.
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Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.
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