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The movie of my life must be really low budget.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Me and polite have never been on close terms.
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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
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My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? ' 'You were overexposed to Hammer Films as a child?' - Harry Dresden & Bob the Skull, Changes, Jim Butcher
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How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.' Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?' 'Wizard has a Z' He looked at me blankly. 'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.
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Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden
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