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Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
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Kind
Boyish
Panties
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White
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Evaporate

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