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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Sugar
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Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether.
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It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alongside a threat like that. And I, Harry Dresden, am that man, I stated.
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Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated. - Harry Dresden, Changes, Jim Butcher
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Hello Angel,'Michael rumbled, and leaned over to give the woman a kiss on the cheek. She accepted it with all the loving tolerance of a Komodo dragon. 'Don't you hello angel me. Do you know what I had to go through to find a baby-sitter, get all the way out here, get the money together and then get the sword back for you?
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Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.
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Better safe than exsanguinated.
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Because a sound tree doesn't have bad roots, Amara. No enterprise of greatness begins with treachery, with lying to the people who trust and love you
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Harry, Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, what you know about women, I could juggle.
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I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.
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Alone. It's one of those small words that means entirely too much. Like fear. Or trust.
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Could a man's heart, his soul, perish and yet leave him walking and talking as if alive?
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It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.
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Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me something better for a sweetheart rate.
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Kincaid, evidently exhausted himself, drew a gun, took the safety off, placed it on his chest, and went to sleep too. It's cute, I whispered to Murphy. He has a teddy Glock.
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Maybe,” he said in a slow, rural drawl, “you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy.” “Well,” I said, “if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.
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When a young writer comes up to me with an ambitious idea for a 20-book series, I usually tell him to maybe try something smaller to start off with.
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If you shoot, I will kill her before I die. Yes, Kitai said in a patient tone. Which is why I have not shot you. Yet.
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Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
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We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.
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Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.
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