Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you? Butters replied. I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team. There's snow and ice and slippery mud down there. That's like asking for an ironically broken neck.
Jim Butcher
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jim Butcher
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Might
Snow
Shirt
Well
Red
Necks
Kind
Asking
Jump
Ironically
Like
Broken
Ice
Slippery
Team
Grave
Mud
Open
Shirts
Replied
Away
Graves
Volunteer
Wells
Idiot
Neck
More quotes by Jim Butcher
It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle for some kind of submarine sandwich place blaring over the store's ambient stereo. The movie of my life must be really low-budget.
Jim Butcher
I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But if experience had taught me anything, it was this: No matter how screwed up things are, they can get a whole lot worse.
Jim Butcher
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.
Jim Butcher
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
Jim Butcher
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.
Jim Butcher
We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.
Jim Butcher
Molly, you are a good person. Don't let anyone take that away from you. Not even yourself.
Jim Butcher
My head was throbbing, and my hands were shaking, but I went down the ladder to my workroom - and started figuring out how to rip someone's heart out of his chest from fifty miles away. Who says I never do anything fun on a Friday night?
Jim Butcher
I could buy that she would murder me in a fit of rage, poison me out of flaming jealousy, or bomb my car out of sheer, stubborn pique. But she would never do it and feel nothing.
Jim Butcher
Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.
Jim Butcher
Santa is a much bigger and more powerful faery than Toot, and I don't know his true name anyway. You'd never see me trying to nab Saint Nick in a magic circle even if I did. I don't think anyone has stones that big.
Jim Butcher
Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.
Jim Butcher
In my judgment, my buildings are less likely to burn to the ground during one of your visits if you are disoriented from being treated like a sultan.
Jim Butcher
I don't believe in faeries!
Jim Butcher
It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different from it.
Jim Butcher
Here there be monster. Bob whispered, half hysterically. Run! Run already!
Jim Butcher
Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Jim Butcher
Life is precious, fragile, fleeting - and Murphy's life was one of my favorites.
Jim Butcher
...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.
Jim Butcher
Isana felt her throat tighten. We failed. Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firmly. We have not yet succeeded. There is a difference.
Jim Butcher