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There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Throwing
Inner
Rule
Around
Much
Monologue
Monologues
Sarcasm

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