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There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.
Jim Butcher
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Jim Butcher
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Isana laughed. And you, lady? Are you a woman of conscience or of ambition? The lady smiled. That's a question rarely asked here at court. And why is that? Because a woman of conscience would tell you that she is a person of conscience. A woman of ambition would tell you that she is a person of conscience—only much more convincingly.
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