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Billy squinted at me. Why are you letting them go? Because they're real. How do you know? The one I was holding crapped on my hand.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Squinted
Billy
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