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You need a prostate to understand,” I said.

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden)
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Maybe the Merlin was right. Maybe its better to look stupid but strong, than it is to look smart but weak, I don't know. I'm not sure I want to believe that the world stage bears that strong a resemblance to high school.
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Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.
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My main source for faith-based stuff is mostly the Bible, and a childhood with a much, much higher-than-median exposure to theological thought.
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You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.
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