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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Jim Butcher
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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor.
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Maybe they'd use biological or chemical weapons instead. Maybe they'd crash the world economy. Maybe they'd turn every program on television into one of those reality shows. That's mostly done already, Harry. Oh. Well. I've got to believe that the world is worth saving anyway.
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Apocalypse is a frame of mind. [Nicodemus] said then. A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.
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Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!
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Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking.
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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
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There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.
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...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day. I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray of autopsy instruments, stood over me. 'I'm not dead!' I sputtered. 'I'm not dead!' - Harry Dresden, Death Masks, Jim Butcher
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It isn't good to hold on too hard to the past. You can't spend your whole life looking back. Not even when you can't see what lies ahead. All you can do is keep on keeping on, and try to believe that tomorrow will be what it should be—even if it isn't what you expected.
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Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you.
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Isana laughed. And you, lady? Are you a woman of conscience or of ambition? The lady smiled. That's a question rarely asked here at court. And why is that? Because a woman of conscience would tell you that she is a person of conscience. A woman of ambition would tell you that she is a person of conscience—only much more convincingly.
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You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.
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We're all so damned fragile.
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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
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Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.
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Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.
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The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.
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