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Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Orgasmic
Ecstacy
Freaking
Bliss
Ignorance

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Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked.
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