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And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you.
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Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying, irritable cousin who was always insulting you but who was definitely at Thanksgiving dinner. I had never considered the possibility that one day he might be something else.
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Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
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Dresden. Am I interrupting something? Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.
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I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that.
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There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, What's up, boss? Evil's afoot. Well, sure, Bob said, because it refuses to learn the metric system. Otherwise it'd be up to a meter by now.
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Isana felt her throat tighten. We failed. Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firmly. We have not yet succeeded. There is a difference.
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My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. That's what friends do.
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