Quote

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

Jim Butcher

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Love
Adore
Salt
Gotta
Perfect
Kids
Littles
Lemon
Little
Squeeze
Children
Lemons

More quotes by Jim Butcher

Image
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
Jim Butcher
Image
Better safe than exsanguinated.
Jim Butcher
Image
You never get a straight answer from captains. You should know that by now.
Jim Butcher
Image
If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
Jim Butcher
Image
In my judgment, my buildings are less likely to burn to the ground during one of your visits if you are disoriented from being treated like a sultan.
Jim Butcher
Image
Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying, irritable cousin who was always insulting you but who was definitely at Thanksgiving dinner. I had never considered the possibility that one day he might be something else.
Jim Butcher
Image
I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.
Jim Butcher
Image
...the Female Once-Over - a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides how much of a social threat she might be. Men have a parallel process, but it's binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me?
Jim Butcher
Image
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
Jim Butcher
Image
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.
Jim Butcher
Image
No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden)
Jim Butcher
Image
Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger around. Its job is to help you survive. Not cripple you into being unable to do it.
Jim Butcher
Image
I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But if experience had taught me anything, it was this: No matter how screwed up things are, they can get a whole lot worse.
Jim Butcher
Image
Lies. Mab cannot change who you are.
Jim Butcher
Image
So there I was being strangled by a ranting, half-naked madman in the middle of the woods, with a she-werewolf dangling from a rope snare somewhere nearby.
Jim Butcher
Image
Life is full of toil, sacrifice, and pain, and from the time we stop growing, we know that we've begun dying. We watch helplessly as year by year, our bodies age and fail, while our survival instincts compel us to keep on going-which means living with the terrifying knowledge that ultimately death is inescapable.
Jim Butcher
Image
When I'm in turmoil, when I can't think, when I'm exhausted and afraid and feeling very, very alone, I go for walks. It's just one of those things I do. I walk and I walk and sooner or later something comes to me, something to make me feel less like jumping off a building.
Jim Butcher
Image
Thank God for wisecracks.
Jim Butcher
Image
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
Jim Butcher
Image
He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan
Jim Butcher